The Immortal Hamburger

Jan 17, 2021 Diary entry: Human immortality, we have achieved it, in a sense, please allow me to direct your attention to the recent story that has come out about the USDA finding humans in McDonald’s hamburger meat, and the experiments that kids and others have been doing where they have had McDonald’s hamburgers setting around for fifteen or twenty years and they look just like they did when they were first purchased, if we connect the dots, we have incontrovertible proof that human immortality has been obtained, the only catch is that you have to be ground up into a McDonald’s hamburger patty, but hey, immortality is immortality right, and you can also have fries with that, this is Paulie, have yourselves a wonderful and immortal day, peace…