Too Much Church

Jan 10, 2021 Diary entry: Oh god, I feel like I got baptized last night in four double martinis and three malt liquors, I feel like my Pentecostal preacher beat the devil out of me with his pulpit, I feel like when it was my turn to handle the snakes they didn’t want to play anymore, I feel like I drank a half dozen Jim Jones cocktails, I feel like I had the bottom bunk at Marshall Applewhite’s Heaven’s Gate compound, and Hale-Bopp was nowhere in sight, my mouth feels like I talked in tongues for five straight hours, I’ve really got to stop worshiping at the altar of Joe’s Uptown Bar and Grill, this religious stuff is gonna kill me…


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