You Don’t Know What It Means

May 31,2020 Diary entry: Shalom everybody, Paulie is here with a message to the young children of the earth, no matter what your age happens to be; your receiver is off the hook, if you don’t know what that means, your Pac Man guy has gone “Bloop bloop bloop”, if you don’t know what that means, your transistor radio just fell in the tub, if you don’t know what that means, you just farted propane gas like a Saudi deep well high pressure derrick while a guy was lighting his cigarette, if you don’t know what that means, your Call Of Duty video game got hacked by Russian-backed operatives and you are now playing Give The Retard A Brain Vasectomy Before He Gives Birth To Another Stupid Idea, if you don’t know what that means, you just cleaned your Madonna wig with the washing machine on the wrong cycle and now it looks like the dead cat in your garbage can, if you don’t know what that means, you drove your car down the road to a heavy metal concert and you took a wrong turn and you are now dosey do’in in some barn somewhere with a woman who looks like one of your dead aunts, if you don’t know what that means, you swiped an old lady’s purse and it only had the head of her murdered husband in it, if you don’t know what that means, your favorite Hollywood actress that you’ve loved since childhood just revealed that she is a guy, if you don’t know what that means, you just dropped LSD and your wife told you that tonight is Bridge night with the stupid couple next door who don’t smoke or drink because it harms the planet, well, what I am so politely trying to say is you all gotta stop believing all the fairy tales people tell you on your screen of choice, it’s all bullshit, get your nose out of this cartoon world and into the air, keep your nose to the air like the noble antlered deer who continually scrutinizes every foreign scent and reacts accordingly, he doesn’t run every time he smells bullshit and neither should you, well, that’s it for this episode, be sure to tune in when we will present part two, this is your intrepid life guide Paulie saying “Follow our path or follow nothing”, shalom…

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