Now I Got Foreign Mice

May 22, 2020 Diary entry: I must be living near an international mouse airport that doesn’t have a customs office, this morning when I woke up, there were three Mexican mice lying drunk on my floor, they were wearing wide sombreros and they all had those long thin black mousetaches, there was a half-empty airplane bottle of tequila lying next to my bag of chili lime tortilla chips, and the whole room had a funny smoky smell, one of the mice asked me to go down to the cantina and bring back his sweet Rosarita because he was in the mood for some south-of-the-border mouse love, the guy was drunk and stoned out of his mind, god, I swear, I’ve sealed up every hole and crack in my house but these mice are still getting in, I don’t know what to do, well, I’m gonna go root around in the closet for my Spanish-English dictionary because I’m not sure me and the mice are communicating, okay then, this is Paulie saying adios and shalom…


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