Jan 14, 2020-Diary entry: We have received several complaints and questions about some of Paulie’s off color jokes, well, how do you jazz up a rectum joke anyway, do you want reality, or do you want a rectum joke that sparkles like Elizabeth Taylor’s jewelry box on her eighth honeymoon, there is only so much Paulie can do, Paulie is simply a simple man, don’t ask Paulie to do what he can’t, don’t ask the squid to fly like an eagle, don’t ask the worm to eat the fish, don’t ask the mouse to terrorize the cat, and don’t ask Paulie any more dumb ass questions, Paulie’s next rectum joke is gonna be about you, shalom…