Diary entry: I used to love wearing those Hawaiian shirts and colorful shirt prints of every kind, but I stopped wearing them, I got really tired of my wife saying “Your loud shirt is screaming dumb ass”, then I began wearing solid and subdued colors, and my wife would just say “You’re a dumb ass”, so I went and had a tee shirt printed that said “Dumb ass” on it and my wife said “That’s redundant dumb ass”, I guess I’ve never had much fashion sense…