Paulie’s Realty Company

Diary entry: Yeah, people just don’t get it, they don’t understand Paulie’s words, they can’t see what Paulie is trying to show them and Paulie thinks he knows why, peoples’ eyes and ears are as misplaced as their thoughts and feelings, they cannot see or hear Paulie because most of their sense organs are in their butts, it’s always been about location, location, location, ask any realtor, they will tell you that no one wants the dank moldy house that is way up the dark muddy alley beyond the place where the word sanity has never been uttered, well, this is Paulie, your realtor, asking you politely, sell your old broken down ideas and ideals and move to a better neighborhood, come out here to the Avenue, we have plenty of room for you to grow, the air is clearer here and our words are a breath of the freshest air you’ve ever inhaled; now that your nose is back where it was meant to be, on the outside of your head, we invite you to partake, this is realtor Paulie saying shalom, oh hang on a second, Paulie the fashion maven has a clothing update for you, we are no longer wearing polka dot trousers, they went out of style years ago, please check your wardrobe and toss out all your baggy trousers that have the one brown polka dot on the rear, it’s a brand new fashion day, and the day’s fashion is Paulie Gee’s Realtime Diary, well, this is Paulie, in his best clothes, saying to his well dressed family out there, peace, love, and shalom, to the rest of you, Paulie is really getting tired of saying it, but he will, GTH…

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