Doing The Right Thing

Diary entry: My fellow readers, please allow me to read a prepared statement, I Paulie will not run for a second term as CEO of Paulie Gee’s Realtime Diary, I will not seek, nor will I accept, the nomination to run for a second term as your CEO of Paulie Gee’s Realtime Diary, my decision has been made and it will stand, number two, I will not hand over the tapes, they were made during high level meetings of my writing staff and they are my own personal property, they belong to me and me alone, this whole “Vodka Gate” fiasco is an overdone witch hunt, when the witch has been roasted in the fire this long, there is nothing left on the spit, let us douse the conflagration and move on with the business of Paulie Gee’s Realtime Diary, number three, I never had sex with that Ukrainian girl, the little Ukrainian girl that little Paulie once knew, it was long ago during a very cold period, it was during the Cold War, our only desire was to thaw the world a bit from our little burned out maintenance shed down the railroad track by the abandoned trestle, number four, I Paulie had no foreknowledge of the fact the little Ukrainian girl had a father who was high up in Ukrainian politics, no deals were ever made, the phone call between Paulie and the cute little Ukrainian girl’s father has been blown all out of proportion, there was no quid pro quo between either Paulie and the cute little Ukrainian girl nor her influential father, I will now repeat my opening statement, I will not seek, nor will I accept, my writers’ nomination for the office of CEO of Paulie Gee’s Realtime Diary, my most heartfelt wish is that all Americans can put recent events behind us and focus on the future of Paulie Gee’s Realtime Diary, that is all, I will take no questions, thank you for your time…

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